Truly, one of the funniest research reports I have read in years. Me wondereth just who funded these studies. Me also wondereth if the money spent on the "research" might not have been better used to buy fine pizzas for the researchers.
Like you and many millions of our brothers and sisters the world over, I adore pizza. When I start thinking of pizzas as "health food", however, it will be time for me to: (a) move over to taking pills of Omega 3, resveratrol and mega-vitamins; (b) give up forever on foie gras; and (c) go on a diet entirelly of oysters and hard boiled eggs.
Best and Chuckling