New Wine for Seniors
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California vintners,
in the Napa Valley area,
which
primarily produces
Pinot Blanc,
Pinot Noir and
Pinot Grigio wines,
have developed a new hybrid grape
that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce
the number of trips
older people have to make
to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as...
PINO MORE
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE.