Thought I should have some Chardonnay but I was to lazy driving 30km to the Weinstraße (German Wine Route) to Rhodt unter Riedburg (Pfalz/ Palatinate) where I had a good one recently so I had a look at the wine shop nearby.
Making jokes about french wine (like "what corresponds best with frogs" [just kidding]) with my buddy working there I decided for a Chablis Domaine Long Depaquit 2006, Albert Bichot, price about a third of what I have seen in the internet outside europe.
What should I say about it, being raised up with Pfalz wine, even with having a dry Bürklin Wolff Riesling some days before to be prepared for something not so sweet... It`s the most disappointing wine I had for a long time. Paying double price compared with 1999 Gewürztraminer Beerenauslese or 1,5 times the price of Bürklin Wolff 2005 Riesling Spätlese it must have been the most overpriced wine I had for a long, long time.
It has no color and for me it tastes like a fluid that has been drained out of a sock that has been soacked in some Chardonnay and then been laid into a sunny place for some days. I admit that it`s no vinegar but the cost-performance ratio - for me - is nothing but a joke. Seems like this wine is a typical export the-good-one-stays-here wine.
I know that there are bunch of good Chablis wines but this one doesn`t stand for them. If all wine there would taste like this nobody would have heard the name Chablis and they would plant potatoes, carrots and beetroots there.
Let me tell you one thing, having emptied half bottle of those 12,5%

Chardonnay has no long tradition being planted in "my area" Pfalz, it has been alowed for production of QmP Wine in germany in 1991, although some vintners "experimented" with it some time before. (QmP wine is Kabinett-Spätlese-Auslese-Beerenauslese-Trockenbeerenauslese-Eiswein [stages from fructose quantum of the grape most]). So from around the 1980`s this vine variety is planted in my "home area" with a harvest that is just enough for selling the wine in the restaurant and selling some bottles from their yard that costs a third or maybe the half of the price of this "Chablis Domaine Long Depaquit" and it is by lengths better than this fluid that just have to offer its name. Those vintners have just some rows of Chardonnay and sometimes it makes me wonder about if they know by themself how good their wine is.
I don`t like giving notes of "peaches, apricot, cinnamon" stuff cause people that know of peaches might notice that there are differences in these fruits to, but for this wine I make an exception. It has a flavour of pumpkin with a bit of a beetroot aroma. The color is like asparagus drain with a bit of a cooked potatoe juice. It comes in a bottle that looks like my overweight 70 year old neighbor seen from behind when bending over the carot field in his garden, with a label reminding me on cheesy neo renaissance odds and ends that those old women have in their houses where the windows are always closed and it smells a bit of those old dusty carpets and long dying dreams.
27 points for that stuff.