Incanto Raboso Rosato Veneto IGT Rosé Wine Frizzante, $5.99
A Trader Joe special. It's pink, It's fizzy. Best consumed mixed with a shot of cheap cognac, a teaspoon of sugar, and some sliced strawberries. Great with greasy burgers. (The kind you eat, not the German middle class.) I'll let you know if 750 ml of this 11.5% a.b.v. gutto rotto was enough to give me a hangover.