

I may start off with just a brief list here and maybe post additional parts as they evolve (or maybe even change) through my "wine journey"...
I don't make any claims that these "findings" I've discovered are right or wrong or that I'm suggesting them on others - they are just my own, based obviously on my own preferences or quirks, however one may take them...
1. A back wine label description is about as useful as trying to accurately determine which stocks will go up over a three day stretch and which ones will go down.
As a matter of fact, not only will the wine not be anything like what the label says but you will almost always have an opposite description of the wine! Go figure. I'm not sure who or how those label descriptions get written. Wine is so fickle, changing and personal anyways that I would never expect for anyone else's description (even that of the maker of the wine) to exactly match what will be in the bottle. Everyone interprets wine and even its terms/descriptors differently. Yet you would think they might have at least an accurately vague target of what is in fact in the bottle!!!! I'm the biggest believer in the world that everything is subjective but when a label claims that the "pick your wine name here" was aged for 36 months to reveal an extrememly full body, with mouthfilling tannins and rich concentration, only to find that when tasting the wine itself it was virtually so tannin-free that I've gotten more chalky grip from a bottle of spring water, that it is light bodied (to my taste), and tastes more "green" or herbal with almost no balance of ripeness or concentration, then one starts to wonder if these labels are even written for the correct wines! I've heard of marketing and poetic embellishing for the hope of sales before but wine label descriptions seem to not only not match but, as mentioned, be completely opposite of the liquid inside! Some of these labels honestly wouldnt be any farther off if they simply just gave a WHITE wine description on the back of a Napa Cab! It's that opposite sometimes. Either that or I just have the most backwards palate and sense of taste and texture on the face of the planet! Either me or these labels are in the Twilight Zone? I guess I'm not sure which one?

2. Having said #1, if a wine catalog/site that I like and have bought from before has a really seductive and enticing description of a champagne/wine that I'd like to buy, I can easily be swayed into buying it.
Yeah I confess. I guess it just goes to show that marketing does have its effect on some level for all of us, even if we dont like to admit it. An alluring description, especially if it seems to be deliciously describing what I want to be hearing in relation to the wine I'm pondering can be hard to fight against when shopping for bottles. I know (logically) that even if I DO really like the wine myself when I get it that the note I was reading is likely not going to match my experience when I eventually drink it. Yet, if deciding between two wines in a catalog and I like both and one doesn't have a note (or has a less attractive note) and one has a more tempting note, I'll likely go for the one with the more "creative" note. Sure, I believe you found all 9 of these exotic flavors. Sounds like an 82 Salon to me! And even if I know I'm completely being seduced and taken by such a description I DO genuinely believe that the wine must be at least, well, very good regardless of the intoxicating adjectives that are helping me along. I mean it IS a Salon. How far from the truth can the note be? I know the stuff is good even if I don't necessarily end up sailing on a spring-scented rainbow with a kaleidescope of 9 different citrus fruits and nuts circling above my head like that taster did. It's almost as if I'll buy a bottle just as a token of my appreciation for being treated to such a delicious and poetic tasting note! So sure, why not! I'll take one! Click! Add one to the check out cart...
3. I almost can't have a wine that is too tannic (texturally).
For me wine, most especially red wine, is all about texture (well that and great taste and a perfect "balance")

4. As a result of #3, I'm skeptical of all wines (red) that are well-aged, highly sought, highly adored, and highly enjoyed (by most normal wine people) because almost all the notes/experiences of fine aged wines seem to state how the tannins have mellowed or dissipated nicely or are now fine and elegant instead of upfront and abundant. You know, as if that were a good thing or something

Why would I want non-abundant or mellowed tannins? This is a POSITIVE evolution of a well aged red??? Says who?


5. (Relating to #3 and 4) Despite the fact that countless cabs, zins, petite syrahs, barolos, you name it, will likely "claim" to be super-tannic, extremely full bodied, most, for whatever reason (regardless of price range) rarely are!
Again, that's relative to my palate. Perhaps I have too high and unrealistic a tannin/texture expectation? I can't say that's fully true because some reds have successfully impressed me, texturally. Beringer Private Reserve 1996, an Italian Sangiovese of which I no longer remember the year or label because I didnt actually take a note of it unfortunately. So I know it's possible. Surely, many instances were just me tasting the bottles at wrong passages in their life (or more likely I assume past their rustic youth). This is not to say I havent enjoyed several reds. This tannin infatuation doesnt have anything to do with what I thought of the taste or balance. Some have been perfectly enjoyable. But where's the texture!!! We need more, more, more!!!!! Okay, I'll stop now. There are certainly more important things in the world to worry about than tannin I suppose...
6. Contrary to my admiited love for very chalky and "masculine" red wines, I've discovered I'm, ironically, also a man of contrasts when it comes to wine.
By this I mean that on one hand I ramble on about the search for the perfect chalk-filled rustic red wine yet my "specialized passion" when it comes to wine is all "feminine", creamy demure elegance and golden-kissed purity! I'm talking about the world's most prized nectar - le champagne! I've found it is what I love best (and return to most often in my wine journey) and has been that way since day one. Champagne was my first love and entrance into wine and while I'm always open to the "romance of wine" in general and trying/learning various still ones, nothing has come close to the golden bubbles in my humble book! Why the ironic contrasts in these two "tastes" I have, I'm not sure but such is the beauty I suppose! Then again, I also find fascinating the hints of true chalky mineral apparent in many champagnes that were born out of the chalk and limestone rich land. So maybe there is a common thread to my tastes in reds after all!

7. I'm a hopeless romantic at heart. It's largely why I'm drawn to wine! Of course I'm always respectful, mindful of wine's many accepted "manners", proper opening/drinking techniques etc yet I must admit a few I just do not do, for whatever reason...
Such as you ask? Well I never hold a glass "properly" by the stem. I know, it will warm it up. Sorry, I just can't do it. I always hold it casually by the middle of the bowl. Basically no different than a drinking glass. Is just more comfortable and even logical to me. I'm just not into trying to balance my grasp from the bottom or the stem. Hopefully the world will forgive me...
8. Likewise, I don't always use a "flute" when drinking my beloved champagne.
I can here it already. "You can't be THAT true of a champagne fan if you can't even use the right glassware! Don't you know the flute concentrates the aromas and flow of the mousse????" I know, I know. Again, call me crazy. Don't get me wrong. I HAVE to use a "beautiful" champagne glass (of some sort). It is as important to the "romance" for me as it is to being able to "pop" (actually lightly expel, I have it down now...) a real actual cork (although my love of the cork will stay undisclosed for now. I really dont want to be assaulted right now, especially when I dont have any "logical" defense for it...);) Anyways, that "beautiful" glass is frequently a simple chardonnay white wine glass, NOT too tall (no good) but just normal, seven inches perhaps. It ALWAYS has to be clear/elegant (no adorning rim paintings, decorations). It doesn't have to be a super expensive reidel glass (although I do have them) but does have to be "pretty" and at least look like one;). I also sometimes use a slightly more elongated, crystal clear glass that has the slightly narrower neck and then the rim sprouts outward gently. They are I think a Scandanavian or German style wine glass but the actual name of the design currently escapes me. Richard Juhlin's books on champagnes have pictures of them on various pages... I also DO use champagne flutes sometimes as well (again, always clear, never too tall).
9. I've discovered that the whole wine aromas emphasis is fine and well but I still get far greater pleasure out of the taste and texture of a wine!
I know, scent IS taste! I know that scientifically sure. It makes sense but smelling wine doesnt do much for my tongue, gums or taste buds! I want to drink it! But that's just me. Again, dont get me wrong. I've discovered firsthand that there ARE complexities, differences in a wine's bouquet and even how it can change in the glass over time. Even in my beloved champagne, I can remember the times I detected my first almond/nutty scent or when a rose has a definite strawberry scent to it. It's nice and fun to discover to be sure! Still, I'd rather drink it than smell it however. Just like a delicious steak frying or a warm espresso being brewed. The aroma of each is most definitely real and memorable but I'd still much rather eat/drink each! Once again, call me crazy...
10. The whole general temperature guidelines for wine, particularly (and maybe suprisingly) champagne don't seem to necessarily coincide with my taste/experience...
And I don't bring this up as just a handy excuse for why I hold onto the bowl of my wine glass thereby warming it up

Oh my, I've reached ten of these already! I do have more but I shall pause for now. I think I've rambled on long enough for one night but do stay tuned for a possible Part II. I know you're all dying to hear more...

Take Care,
Jeff