The good news is that this particular chapter only has 3 entries. Don't get too thankful however. I can't promise there will not be a Part III...

1) Balance really IS everything!
Why is this earth-shattering news for wine discussion? Well, as some of my other "discoveries" have uncovered, some wine catch-phrases/sayings/advisements aren't what they appear. Examples might include my previous "Champagne should always be drunk chilled/cold" or the eternal stereotype belief of non-wine people that "Only expensive wine can be really good wine", etc. However the stereotypical wine phrase, "Balance is everything" is not one of these misleading truths. I've come to realize that for my taste (and in this case I mean taste as in literally not as a "preference") balance is indeed everything!
This is no truer than when I'm enjoying the taste of champagne although it follows for any reds I've tasted too. Now this has nothing to do with texture, weight or depth/complexity of flavor. In fact I have rather unbalanced preferences for these (that being that basically the more abundant and obvious of all three of these the better for me!). However, balance is something else altogether. I suppose I should add that I define "balance" for my taste purposes as mostly just the quality and taste impression of the slightly sweet versus very dry dilemma. This may not be a professional definition of wine balance (which probably includes textural and tactile qualities as well into one whole assessment of true balance). Nonetheless, I simply put a "good balanced" wine in my terms as one that is neither too much on that sweet end nor too much on the dry/green end. I like a wine's sweet to sour ratio , so to speak, to be just about in the middle.
There was a time when I first fell in love with champagne that I thought I probably couldn't ever have too exotic of a champagne. I've discovered that's largely still true in terms of the "creaminess" or nutty carameled complexities that come with a well aged, or even over-aged one (the more of these, the more I like it). Yet, the more I've enjoyed and the more I've come accustomed to the "champagne taste", the blends, and most importantly the art of those blends, the more I've come to realize that I now look for a seamless sort of "balance" between the dosage/exotic touches of sweetness (which I do love) and that signature fresh acidity so signature of champagne. It's not usually a problem with champagne but I don't want complete "flabiness" with that exoticness. Subdued effervescence? Great, that's good with me. I do favor "sensuos/mellowed" champagnes but I want that citrusy edge in the back for balance and a light refreshing structure. Not a lot of it, just enough to seem to bring out that lazy mellowed exotic-ness, if that makes any sense? Champagne, at its most seductive, has always been known for these kind of "ironies within itself" kinda thing - the whole delicateness within substantialness quality or the iron fist in a velvet glove thing. It IS what makes champagne so special (and such a unique and true art for the blender). I find the "balance" of the dosage/ripeness to the natural acidity an equal art. It can be a fine line. You can't really "explain" the right balance of these two factors but you can taste it.
Typically the reverse is more the concern. It's easier for most champagnes to be unapologetically citric, even a bit green (if you've just bought a freshly released one or one released too early to begin with). Not enough dosage (or just not enough age/mellowing), in my taste, is usually the more difficult "balance" to achieve, largely because it takes time to get that balance more to the middle/exotic end. That's why it's only roughly just over $100 to buy, say, a Dom upon current release but try buying a 1990 or prior vintage today and it will often be three times or more than that (at least)! You pay for that "balancing"/mellowing acidity among many other wondrous pleasures contained within it (hopefully). At any rate, I've come to realize that I most appreciate both ends of the spectrum but most prefer it right where they seamlessly merge. The texture can be creamy and languid (please do) but the sense on the tastebuds should be exotic AND yet lifted in the back with that citric acidity. It may be a bit futile to explain like this but my taste perception knows it when it's just right and not too extreme either way...
One also may think, due to my chalky tannins love, that I wouldnt really mind a somewhat sweet red either. Yet that isnt really the case. They are very seperate qualities to me, one being tactile the other a mere balance of a tasting perception (sweet/sour). I prefer the seamlessly merged sweet/sour balance in reds too. I find myself not being able to take as much of a red (or any wine really) if it is TOO generous on the off-dry end (too extracted). And no I do dislike green/herbal/band aid-y/high yield reds so that's not any better. My ideal in reds is just pure natural "ripeness" with some balancing "earthiness"(not green-ness however) and maybe 800 pounds of body and tannins covering it all but that's aside this particular "too dry/very off dry point

2) I most definitely prefer modest alcohol levels!
I must admit - I dont really like alcohol. So why do I even like wine? Hmmm... good question. The romance?

No small part of my champagne love is the simple fact it is always very modest in alcohol! Surprisingly, it starts out even less! Even bringing it up to the very approachable and tame 12% is only a result of the dosage and added sugars for the second fermentation. Not too ring yet another biased endorsement of my favorite wine, but to me champagne is the role-model of how to handle alcohol (at least in the final result/percentage). It's never "burning". Can you imagine, a champagne that "burns" instead of seducing with nuts, honey, citrus and creamy demure elegance??? Would kinda be like trying to put an eraser on an ink pen - what is that going to do for it? It isn't even part of the pen's function/"character"...

3) I looooooooooooooove half bottles!!!!!!
I've decided the 375ml half bottle is now my definite first choice (whenever possible). I'm even at the point where I now often buy champagne halves as a first priority even if it means buying a lot of the same ones I like repeatedly (as well as maybe buying more of the staple NV ones rather than exploring the wider variety/growers in the full bottle section). I just love them. They just make much more "sense" to me. The good news is that several champagne/wine sites I regularly purchase/browse from do have half bottle selections. In fact the trend seems to be more and more of them appearing. This is awesome! I guess the bad news is that A) There still isnt (and probably won't be) a wide enough variety to entirely satisfy and that B) There still seems to be a reluctance, or maybe just an honest impracticality for the houses/winemakers to put their best wines in half bottles. It's not impossible to find some of these however. I recently purchased a half case of 375ml Perrier Jouet Fleur de Champagne 2000 in halfs. I also always buy Krug NV in halves only (it makes it "appear" that I'm somehow cutting the cost in half by doing this, relative to buying full bottles). If I only bought one half bottle here and there it would be better deals, cost-wise, especially when it comes to champagnes. Yet I do not just buy one half bottle of most champagnes. Are you kidding?? You can't have enough champagne in a cellar for crying out loud. Plus, life is too short. Far be it for me to not enjoy purchasing 2, 3, or 6 half bottles at a time. If I care enough to buy one, might as well get a few! It's only money right? After all how many lives do we get to live?

Okay, I'm getting carried away here but I do truly love the idea of the half bottle. I can't think of a bad thing (in my case) about buying halves. They allow me to more freely and cheaply "experiment" with a wine on a random purchase here and there. They are less waistful when it's either just me or just me and my sweetheart

Like I said, I'm just really hoping that the trend continues and that the prestige cuvees see more half bottles. I'd be in true bliss. They still aren't cheap by any means but I would always much rather "dabble" around in the checkout cart icon buying a Bollinger Grand Annee or Taittinger Comtes de Champagne if I could always just order a half at say $50 or so rather than $125-200 on a whole bottle! Then again, based on my "if you care enough to buy one why not buy a few" theory this may get me into some trouble. Still, what the heck, if I get into too much trouble at least I'll have some great stuff to drink away all the worries!

Take Care,
Jeff