WTN: Just about everything

Click here: http://phrasegenerator.com/wine

P.S. The financial advice isn't bad either.

Joe, you been hitting the Crasto again!

Joe, you been hitting the Crasto again!

Haven't hit it yet! Actually, I think the TN generator could be improved if they removed some of the more outlandish terms (e.g. ketchup) and replaced them with some wine geek favorites like "terroir", "grip" or "steely".