"Nano-aeration" Has Arrived!

"Optiwine is an invention (100% Bordeaux) that allows the nano-aeration of a wine to bring it to its optimal status in just 10 minutes. It consists of a set of three plugs/corks of different sizes." - vertdevin.com

Shut up and take my money!

http://vertdevin.com

[Robin Garr]

Crystals! Pyramids!

No Robin. Use of the SI prefix means that it is scientific-ish. Otherwise, they would have just call it "magical aeration."

Reminds me of a spoof ad on the British radio comedy programme "The Burkiss Way":

"The new fertilizer breakthrough from Dung Laboratories: Dung-K. Pure, wholesome dung, with the letter 'K' added to make it sound scientific."

-Paul W.