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by Peter May » Wed Dec 10, 2025 8:12 am

I was on a winery tour recently. The guide wore a black fleece with the winery logo on his left breast, but when he turned around to lead us to the cellar on his back in large white letters was:


FOLLOW ME
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the wine is


we did, and he did.
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Brilliant!
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Pigeons/scones got a smile.
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by Peter May » Fri Dec 12, 2025 1:03 pm

Jeff Grossman wrote:Pigeons/scones got a smile.


Ditto
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Excellent!
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Ouch, Paul!
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Re: Food Funnies

by Jeff Grossman » Sun Dec 21, 2025 4:48 pm

"Cardboardeaux" is very good. I've taken to referring to my friendly inebriates as "wineaux".
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by Bill Spohn » Mon Dec 22, 2025 11:06 am

Jeff Grossman wrote:" I've taken to referring to my friendly inebriates as "wineaux".


That sounds T shirt worthy!
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by Paul Winalski » Mon Dec 22, 2025 12:49 pm

I like cardbordeaux.

There's a Napa winery that produces a wine called Marilyn Merlot. I'd like to see a couple of imported French wines: Brigitte Bordeaux and Marcel Meursault.

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