Food Funnies

Reading some Rumpole legal humour lately and came across this wine description:

Chateau Fleet Street, made from grapes which, judging from the bouquet, might have been not so much trodden as kicked to death by sturdy peasants in gum boots

Must remember that for tasting notes on any particularly objectionable wines!

[Jenise]

Another one from Gary Larson:

I love this one!

I like the egg one!

I like that one!

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In celebration of Doctor Dolittle I was going to make rice with two-headed llama, but I couldn't find one. So no pushmi pullao tonight.

-Paul W.

Good one! Haven't had a pulao in ages but I prefer biryani as it has more depth of flavour - lot of work, though, unless you have an Afghan restaurant handy. And if you get bad Afghan food you might falafel an hour later!

[Jenise]

That last one's a groaner but I did laugh at the wiener joke.

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I like the sausage joke, too.

Apologies in advance.....

I think I've seen a variant on that one, something about presenting the sauceboat on a very bright and shiny tray because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.