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by Jenise » Fri May 19, 2006 4:53 pm

From Bill Spohn:

A young man fell in love with a very lovely young lady.
Unfortunately she did not return the feeling. In desperation he went and visited a group of witches searching for a love potion. They informed him that they no longer provided such an item as it was highly unethical to administer a potion to someone without her permission. They did have an alternate solution. They sold him a bottle of small white pellets. He was to bury one in her yard every night at midnight for a month.

He returned to the witches six weeks later, excited and thankful. He and the young lady were to wed in a month.

The witch told him, "Nothin' says lovin' like something from a coven, and pills buried says it best."
My wine shopping and I have never had a problem. Just a perpetual race between the bankruptcy court and Hell.--Rogov
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Re: Groaner

by ScottD » Fri May 19, 2006 5:16 pm

Jenise wrote:From Bill Spohn:

A young man fell in love with a very lovely young lady.
Unfortunately she did not return the feeling. In desperation he went and visited a group of witches searching for a love potion. They informed him that they no longer provided such an item as it was highly unethical to administer a potion to someone without her permission. They did have an alternate solution. They sold him a bottle of small white pellets. He was to bury one in her yard every night at midnight for a month.

He returned to the witches six weeks later, excited and thankful. He and the young lady were to wed in a month.

The witch told him, "Nothin' says lovin' like something from a coven, and pills buried says it best."


:roll: uggh :roll:
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Re: Groaner

by Bob Cohen » Sat May 20, 2006 1:10 pm

Love it! :lol:
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by Bob Ross » Sat May 20, 2006 1:29 pm

Eat your heart out, Bill. :)

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