...you might want to drop in on the Turkey Testicle Festival. "Since 1978, revelers have been savoring the specialty, dipped in beer batter and then deep fried until golden brown. This year volunteers hope to cookup 360 pounds of the dubious delicacy for 2,000 hungry visitors."--Saveur Magazine. I'm amused that they specify "adults only".
My wine shopping and I have never had a problem. Just a perpetual race between the bankruptcy court and Hell.--Rogov