Flogging

my latest effort to scribble.

http://forums.egullet.org/index.php?act=home

Either none of you went and read this, or you didn't find it amusing or you were emabrrassed about not being able to spot the allusions to the Beckett novel and play and the two Sartre plays in the first two paragraphs.

Which was it?

Sometimes all I hear are the crickets chirping, too. Welcome aboard.

Sometimes all I hear are the crickets chirping, too. Welcome aboard.

I'm not entirely sure I've boarded the right train, though. Is this train bound for glory?

(tap, tap)

This thing on?

They were cute and pettable????!!!!!

I like the way your mind works

They were cute and pettable????!!!!!

I like the way your mind works

Here I am writing high-minded literature and all you see are jugs.

(Yeah, my mind does work that way. Thanks.)

Actually, I just wanted you to know I read the whole thing. I enjoyed it too. But the cute and pettable line is worth repeating.

Actually, I just wanted you to know I read the whole thing. I enjoyed it too. But the cute and pettable line is worth repeating.

I know, I was just being my usual smartass self. Thanks for reading - and enjoying! - it.

(tap, tap)

This thing on?

Testes, one two, three...is it rolling, Bob?

They were cute and pettable????!!!!!

I like the way your mind works

Here I am writing high-minded literature and all you see are jugs.

(Yeah, my mind does work that way. Thanks.)

Hhhhhmmmmm.....reading that excerpt I would have concluded that you are fairly close to jug-focus yourself.

They were cute and pettable????!!!!!

I like the way your mind works

Here I am writing high-minded literature and all you see are jugs.

(Yeah, my mind does work that way. Thanks.)

Hhhhhmmmmm.....reading that excerpt I would have concluded that you are fairly close to jug-focus yourself.

Well, maybe it will become a little clearer if you read the piece I added to the thread today. It's about my first encounters with food - and some other stuff.

http://forums.egullet.org/index.php?sho ... try1351818

Excellent read.

Excellent read.

Thank you kindly, Ma'am.

I got an email from my agent this morning. He wants me to come up with a title for the book.

I would welcome suggestions from any of you who have read my offerings. (Shut up, Stuart!)

Sorry, that just brings out the worst in me.

How about that classic from "Throw Momma From the Train?"

"100 Women I'd Like to Pork"

Sorry, that just brings out the worst in me.

How about that classic from "Throw Momma From the Train?"

"100 Women I'd Like to Pork"

That wouldn't be kosher.

"Chef on Fire (Too)".

"Chef on Fire (Too)".

Chef in Flames?