Processed Meat

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[Robin Garr]

I've got a pound of mortadella in the fridge right now!

[Jenise]

We have a friend who loves to entertain, and she has no boundaries. She says whatever pops into her brain, zero editing, and her thoughts are often rather perplexing. She is exactly my age and so was everyone else at a dinner party she threw recently where one guy admitted that he loves hot dogs but his wife won't cook them for him. His wife confirmed, "if he wants to poison himself with food like that he has to make it himself". Which caused Marc to admit that he also loves SPAM which grosses Laura out even more. To which the hostess said, "If she won't eat SPAM with you, Mark, why don't you cut it up into thin slices and eat them off her naked body?"

Pretty much ground everything to a halt, I understand.

Delightful! I don't want to be anywhere near it, but wowee.