Top Three Deadliest Things in Australia

[Jenise]

1. Box Jellyfish
2. Bull Shark
3. Beef Wellington

We were down there at the beginning of the year, and a tour guide asked us what the most dangerous animal in Australia was (humans not included). His answer: the horse. Apparently, more people die due to riding accidents and such than from any other animal-related issue. I didn't ask how Horse Wellington with locally foraged mushrooms might fit into this.....

If you ask Pumpkin, he'd tell you it's the accent.

I'm convinced that Australia is where Satan keeps his pets. It appears now he cooks there from time to time, too.